Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Randomize
