My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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