then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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