I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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