Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Randomize
