After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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