Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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