If i come over, it means nothing
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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