Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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