so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.