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(219): View more from Indiana

Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches

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(404): View more from Georgia

She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.

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(845): View more from New York

I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!

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(917): View more from New York City

so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?

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(256): View more from Alabama

I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.

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(904): View more from Florida

He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.

(904): View more from Florida

Which I appreciated.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.

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