Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.