I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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