Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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