i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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