Only a mothe r could love this liver
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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Did I show you my penis last night?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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