Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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