i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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