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Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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