We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You don't make any sense
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