does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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