Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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