if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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