Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
When are your genitals available?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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