I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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