we're blogging at a bar
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
