If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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