OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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