that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
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the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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