Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
The air taste purple.
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