Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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