Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
