Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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