Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
