I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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