yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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