I'm eating all of the evidence.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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