the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
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