I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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