Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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