i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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