its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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