we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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