a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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