why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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