Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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