If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
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He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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