Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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