I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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