i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
found the other keg... it's in the tree
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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