It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Also, beer. Big fan.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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