Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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