Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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