do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
not ubering you a puppy
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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