Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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