"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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