Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Found your dick twin last night
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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