What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Randomize
